Weird and Funny Nicknames

Man, what is happening to our nicknames these days? Wired Freak? Tabula Rasa? IcyQueenGoddess? Kinky Blue Fairy? I was reading some forums and there’s this guy/girl named Silky Bottle. I don’t want to know what ‘bottle’ you’re talking about!

 

I have a friend who introduced himself to me in this way.

 

Friend: “Hi, you are…?

 

Me: “Oh, I’m Lam. You?”

 

Friend: “Oh, my name is Ferdinand. You can call me Fer…”

 

No, seriously, what’s going on with all these weird nicknames and names? James Brown’s son is called Yamma. Angelina Jolie’s child is called Maddox. Justin Hayward’s offspring is called Doremi. Totally…weird… but this is the best. Slash’s childrens are called Cash and London.

 

I’m wondering what will happen if we all assigned ourselves with some weird nicknames? Prakash would be ChocolateBearPrakash… Jonathan would be StraightFaceFagatron… Joshua would be BabyLovesMac… Marcus would be VanillaBearMac… Kimberly would be CutesyFutesyKim, and Amanda would be LaughingGoddessManda…

 

Me? I can’t think of any for myself, just too many random things gets thrown ino my head…. haha…