Transformers Jokes…

Well since no one posted it yet, I guess I could post it up just for fun and for some laughs… well, here goes..

Trans- jokes… 

 

Question: What is Transformers’ sister?

 

Answer: Tran-sistor

 

Question: What do you called a screwed up Transformers?

 

Answer: Trans-vestite

 

Question: What do you called a sexually confusing Transformers?

 

Answer: Trans-gender

 

Names rejected for the cast of Transformers, as well as disguises for Transformers that just won’t work!:

 

Pogobot= robot that turns into a pogo stick

 

Autohydrant = robot that turns into a fire hydrant

 

Fluffycon= robot that turns into a bed. Kills enemies in their sleep

 

Nicobot= robot turns into a cigarette box

 

Tamatron= robot that turns into a huge Tamagotchi. Kills enemies with it’s cuteness

 

And finally…

 

Flushatron= robot that turns into a toilet

 

Imagine when Optimus Prime shouts “Autobots! Rollout!”

 

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Flushatron: “Crap… how am I supposed to roll out??! I can only flush out!”

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25 Responses to “Transformers Jokes…”

  1. LOL I especially like the flush-a-tron!!

    Sam, do you really have to take a crap now? We’re fighting Megatron… Ok, but make it snappy ok. And don’t forget to flush.

    ROFL

  2. jonathanso Says:

    Nicobot: hei sam, got a light?

  3. Actually all of the robots would make a good addition to Transformers… Pogobot for entertainment, going *boink boink all the time, Autohydrant when you need water or to stop a rampaging fire, Fluffycon for the comfort of having a bed wherever you go, and also for Sam and Mikaela to use it whenever they wanna… hehe. Nicobot for the nicotine, Tamabot for the crowd-appeal factor (to the younger generation, the kids), and of course, the Flushatron for crapping purposes!

  4. ~*MaNda*~ Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA//

    I love ur jokes,i’m actually rolling on the floor*wink*

  5. Hey Manda… glad to have you back in this space again…

  6. jonathanso Says:

    manda, how can you roll on the floor and type? baffles me…

  7. She’s special 😛

  8. hahaha…cute…
    nway, u watched simpsons???=)

  9. bro you da man la….i like the fluffycon

  10. Jessica: Nope, havent yet la, you? Man, I so so so wanna watch it! Wanna watch together anot?

    Prakash: Haha, thanks bro, yeah I would love to have fluffycon and flushatron following me around, as well as a Moneybot!

  11. I don’t know if you’re up for suggestions…
    but here’s one my dad told me.

    Q: What’s an Autobot’s favorite vegetable?
    A: DeceptiCORN.

    rofl.
    priceless.

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  13. You really need to watch The Simpsons’ 19th Halloween Special, with a parody of “Transformers,” [Season 20, Episode 4: Treehouse of Horror XIX Original Air Date; 2 November 2008]

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